How do I get out???
How do I get out??? Once I did a very horrible crime: breaking into the WHITE HOUSE. I know I know it is a silly thing to do. But what made me writing was what my sentence was: life imprisonment. Once the guards/police found me wrestling with a dead bolted door (probably trump’s office) they made me faint somehow and when I woke up, I was THERE. You might be wondering where “there” is well let me tell you: A MAZE. Not the type of one like that cute little tunnel playset uncle Bob sent you: a real maze!! Dead ends, ways, traps… all that can make you go crazy. It looked like I had been dropped by a helicopter on jagged stone headfirst because my head throbbed. I tried to climb the stone aaaaaaaand… I slipped… ON MY DARN HEAD!!!! Owchies! And immediately I fainted. When I regained consciousness, it was morning, and a whole watermelon had crashed on to: you already know… MY BIG HEAD! Welp, I guess that’s my brekkie. Today I thought I’d do ...