Aryan’s Daily Writing Journal

  🦅🦅 The TRUMP series number 3 🦅🦅 Almost death experience? Or not? Today I was looking at my private presidential files in the white house. Okay so today I had a “few” signatures and a lot of news to report….. I was still checking my work for today and saw this: A note saying “ be careful what you wish for… because you just might get it” What in the world? I said a few swear words at which fool put that in in MY files, and thought what if it was relating to the wishing well park speech and tour? I cancelled my visits for today; the church was exceptionally mad at me. They told me they swore on God that I will come, now something is going to happen to them and the speaker who was yelling at me lost connection “well there is your first hit” I thought It was time for me to leave earlier than expected I wanted to make my wish early. When I arrived I was escorted to the sacred site of the well I wished for peace for the world. I am telling you   because nobody stopp...

  When you see a block of cheese, you are very  hasty , But when you taste it, it is very  tasty ! Want to  please  Lisa? Get a block of  cheese , It is delicious and sure to make her  please ! Feeling butterflies in your  tummy ? Eat some cheese it is very  yummy ! Fearful of cheese and crackers? You are  mad , It really isn’t scary it isn’t  bad ! Even a pizza has lots of  cheese , Don’t be afraid there are no  fleas ! Burgers have cheese, so don’t  vomit , Just take a bite and enjoy  it ! You might think that cheese is  stinky , But don’t worry it won’t make you  sneezy ! Cheese can be yellow, white or  blue , There is so much delicious cheese for  you ! So if you see some cheese, don’t  flee , Take a bite and shout,  “CHEESE FOR ME!”  

  Today we are gonna dive into how cheese is made.   1.        Milk is taken from cows. Cheese is a dairy product, meaning that cheese is made from milk. So, what you really need is milk.   2.        Next you must warm the milk. Pasteurizing the milk is an especially major step because it removes all the bacteria in the milk. Before it is pasteurized it is not safe to drink.   3.        After, the pasteurized milk is acidified. Starter bacteria cultures are added to ferment lactose into lactic acid.   4.        Coagulate: rennet is added to curdled milk into a solid gel.   5.        Cut the curd: The gel gets cut into small cubes to separate liquid whey from solid curds.   6.        Drained away: The liquid is drained away only. Leaving the solid curd...

  One day I was playing with my wand, a common toy wand. I bought my toy wand to school today you see, so at recess I was practicing some spells. I knew a few spells from harry potter the one I liked was “stupefy!” It froze people in place. I hate “Avada kedavera” or something it killed people. But hey it’s pretend! No pressure. Maybe maybe not. So anyways I was playing and the school’s worst bully came up to me and said “bruh that is for babies” I started getting angry I pointed my wand at him and something weird happened I thought of “stupefy!”. My wand started vibrating suddenly golden sparks were going to the tip of the wand, a red light shot out of it. As soon as the light died down the bully stopped moving. A bird came swooping (and pooping for good measure) but the bully did not move, not even a breath! And that is when I realized my wand WORKED! IT WAS REAL! And even though I am older I still remember that as the best moment of my life. Also do not worry the wand is safe, h...

 I was in bed when I heard something loud. I slipped out of my bed onto the White House’s floors. “No” I thought “not now please!” I went to my secret tunnels where my private great safes were kept. Read on…. I dare you… yeah right. Well you dared I see, ok read on.. I was going to my safe when I saw my guards, cameras and robots in … I guess in bad shape: Tech=pieces of scrap metal. men= on-ground-sleeping-like-cats. This was not good. Was I in trouble? I got there and.. “Joe Biden!! What are you doing?” “Sorry mister trump” Biden grinned. He and a few more people were there, and all my money was almost gone, luckily the potato heads were on my last trap! I hit my pocket and immediately the people crumpled to the floor tranquilizer darts are so effective right? WRONG as my dispensers kept shooting a while they miss and hit me so I ran only to get a dart on my “lower back” and mid fart I fell asleep A FEW DAYS LATER… I woke up ON A ROUND TABLE WHERE BREAKFAST WAS BEING SERVED?!?!?!...

How do I get out??? Once I did a very horrible crime: breaking into the WHITE HOUSE. I know I know it is a silly thing to do. But what made me writing was what my sentence was: life imprisonment.   Once the guards/police found me wrestling with a dead bolted door (probably trump’s office) they made me faint somehow and when I woke up, I was THERE. You might be wondering where “there” is well let me tell you: A MAZE.     Not the type of one like that cute little tunnel playset uncle Bob sent you: a real maze!! Dead ends, ways, traps… all that can make you go crazy. It looked like I had been dropped by a helicopter on jagged stone headfirst because my head throbbed. I tried to climb the stone aaaaaaaand… I slipped… ON MY DARN HEAD!!!!   Owchies! And immediately I fainted.   When I regained consciousness, it was morning, and a whole watermelon had crashed on to: you already know… MY BIG HEAD! Welp, I guess that’s my brekkie. Today I thought I’d do ...