The Banned Area

 I was walking around and it was almost dawn. But today something weird happened and I

want to tell you about it.


Today as I was doing my usual “dawn walk” I noticed some thing I had never seen before in

our town… A biohazard symbol with some text yelling DANGER. The sign had a house

behind it. I tried to climb the fence but zzzzzzzapp! Electricity!!!! The crazy fence was

electric! So, I thought I had better get home from this uncanny place before giant mutant

slugs eat me!


I reported to the council about the fence, “so it was this that” and soon I was off task and

talking about delicious cheddar and mozzarella aah! A niiiice cup ‘o’ cheddar infused tea.

Soon the topic came up on the news…” A local resident saw a biohazard location on saml…”

and so on but the reporter said that the council was not responsible for this cause, so I

reported to the police and as the police are all my friends of mine, they came up with me

with…HUH?? Rubber suits?! “Why in the whole world?” I asked only to get slapped on the

lower back and said “rubber… protects …. you…from…electricity!” so I ended up with a

horrible looking rubber suit. We went up the long fence I thought I was going to be French

fries, but I got out all right, soon we were inside and we saw …JEWELS!! Fresh new jewels

straight from… Natasha Schweitzer.


Immediately we reported to the council and soon on the news:” The downtown police force

has found out that the new biohazard thing was a fraud. Instead, it was a house where the

stolen jewels from Natasha Schweitzer were kept…” Soon I was given A gift from Natasha

Schweitzer, their most expensive men jewellery: Large Lennox Necklace!!! I was incredibly

pleased.

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